noah’s mark

(Rules taken from an email thread I’m reading right now).

The email thread was trying to ascertain if there are effectively things equivalent to Apple Keychain on Linux.  Here’s how my favorite response went:

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Go, now; download and fluorish.

That is all :)  Oh, and I deleted the Tom Cruise crazy video post (where he talks about what it means to be a scientologist), because it isn’t on youtube anymore.  The youtubes have let me down.

Apparently, if it weren’t for big evil IBM oppressing Microsoft, OOXML would have been a standard in “business as usual”.  Oh, you heard me right.  Go read the article.  Once you’ve finished laughing, come back.

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I heard this one from my father when he had had a few too many beers (my dad is rather funny in general, but even more so when his grip on sobriety loosens up).  This won’t be entirely accurate to what he said, but the general gist should be correct:

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Give me my money back, you bitch.

And by “you bitch”, I’m referring to Liberty Mutual, who have yet to pay me back for the accident.

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Sometimes I hear people debating the relationship between synchronous and asynchronous execution. Or maybe distributed vs client/server architectures.  The thing to remember, in both of these cases (and a few more), these things are not dichotomous – one is completely subsumed by the other.

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